Sometimes I wish I were exorbitantly wealthy so that I could fund absolutely random social studies. I have many unfounded theories on people which proven correct or incorrect, would have no impact on the betterment of society or society at all BUT would be the sort of random human factoid that makes a small graph on the front page of USA Today or gives morning DJ’s an extra 20 seconds of filler 
airtime. In no particular order, here are theories/trends I think should be further investigated:
1. Do all boys enter a phase of puberty in which they find puka shell necklaces to be the perfect accent to all attire or no attire?
2. In light of the economic downturn and the green movement, has the number of grown ass men riding bikes with no hands grown exponentially? I cannot wrap my head around the number of male bikers I’ve seen riding with their arms crossed looking at an intersection full of cars like each driver just got owned for keep his or her hands on the wheel. What’s up Fort Myers?!?
3. At some point, do all girls put that they are “in a relationship” with one of their best friends on Facebook?
4. What conditions make a young man ready to bare his ankles when wearing boat shoes and long pants? Why, then, does this man grow old and decide to start wearing shorts and render socks necessary with boat shoes/loafers? I know for girls, there’s a ratio of skin to show that allows you to be classy and attractive. For example, if you’re wearing a shorter skirt go with a fairly conservative top. If you are showing ankle, don’t show leg, and vice a versa.
5. Who is the owner of this vehicle? (hint: he lives in Fort Myers)
6. How many of you looked at the puka shell just dying to recognize someone? J
